a good one

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed,

no matter which side he's on.

Joseph Heller, Catch 22
US novelist (1923 - 1999)

and a funny one

Like so many Americans,

she was trying to construct a life that made sense

 from things she found in gift shops.

Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five
US novelist (1922 - 2007)

And here's a 37 minute virtual interview with him you might enjoy,
done in Second Life.